Larpsand is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, narcissistic rhinoceros.

Larpsand created the world three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larpsand, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Larpsand, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Larpsand's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Larpsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

2. Erect six titanium sculptures of Larpsand on top of important buildings.

3. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never eat wheat.