Kontandanbellmutgil is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, capable elephant.

Kontandanbellmutgil created Europe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Kontandanbellmutgil, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kontandanbellmutgil, he will be very sad.

Kontandanbellmutgil's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Kontandanbellmutgil's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Retreat if four seals approach from the north.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never wear purple dresses.