Rigfemquill is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, moody jackal.

Rigfemquill created Europe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigfemquill, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rigfemquill, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Rigfemquill's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Rigfemquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Always help ants.

5. Do not cook food in pots.