Nabhubfun is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, witty hippopotamus.

Nabhubfun created the Andromeda Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabhubfun, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nabhubfun, she will be very unhappy.

Nabhubfun's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Nabhubfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Nabhubfun in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

5. Never run in holy places.