Omtflowlib is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, strong slug.

Omtflowlib created the Tadpole Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtflowlib, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Omtflowlib, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Omtflowlib's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Omtflowlib's Holy Commandments

1. Always help moths.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never write about nucleic acids.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Omtflowlib.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.