Hatdotcud Cipfasflag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, wise human.

Hatdotcud Cipfasflag created the Andromeda Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hatdotcud Cipfasflag, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hatdotcud Cipfasflag, she will not care at all.

Hatdotcud Cipfasflag's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Hatdotcud Cipfasflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

2. Always help turtles.

3. Do not wear fawn clothing.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Hide if seven badgers approach from the east.