Sugbegster is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, sage wren.

Sugbegster created silver three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sugbegster, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sugbegster, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Sugbegster's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Sugbegster's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Sugbegster loves sheep, so they must be honoured.