Janpanpid is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, overgenerous tapir.

Janpanpid created Mount Everest three million years ago.

If you believe in Janpanpid, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Janpanpid, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Janpanpid's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Janpanpid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not speak about garlic.

5. Do not stand on grass.