Witstragzan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, impressive otter.

Witstragzan created the planet Jupiter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Witstragzan, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Witstragzan, it will curse you with boils.

Witstragzan's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Witstragzan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

2. Never think about nucleic acids.

3. You must never eat carrots.

4. Do not keep four great tits in a large pit.

5. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.