Hudpogfig is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, egotistical bat.

Hudpogfig created a bottom quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Hudpogfig, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hudpogfig, she will try to impress you with trees.

Hudpogfig's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Hudpogfig's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never wear cyan corsets.