Suggilwotxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, bad-tempered spider.

Suggilwotxuc created a Higgs boson two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Suggilwotxuc, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Suggilwotxuc, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Suggilwotxuc's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Suggilwotxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never think about special relativity.

4. Feed all hungry voles.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.