Quimlunsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, selfish bird.

Quimlunsaw created dark energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quimlunsaw, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Quimlunsaw, it will be very sad.

Quimlunsaw's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Quimlunsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never feed rice to grasshopers while wearing pink scarves.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.