Sisbissbigstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, loving dolphin.

Sisbissbigstrag created Mount Everest five million years ago.

If you believe in Sisbissbigstrag, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sisbissbigstrag, he will turn you into a duck.

Sisbissbigstrag's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Sisbissbigstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt sharks.

2. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Sisbissbigstrag must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never think about optics near voles while wearing fawn coats and balancing five nickel spheres on your arms.

5. Sisbissbigstrag loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.