Ceprowbom is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, blissful mole.

Ceprowbom created a down quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ceprowbom, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ceprowbom, she will boil you in a big pot.

Ceprowbom's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Ceprowbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three porpoises in a large pit.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Always wear pink.

5. Do not drink water in green rooms.