Jigtifhot is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, wise squid.

Jigtifhot created the Virgo Supercluster five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigtifhot, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Jigtifhot, it will throw large rocks at you.

Jigtifhot's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Jigtifhot's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Jigtifhot.

2. Never talk about dwarf planets.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never think about quantum gravity.

5. Do not take Jigtifhot's name in vain.