Nellbabwod is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, slow dog.

Nellbabwod created Europe seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellbabwod, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nellbabwod, she will turn you into a dog.

Nellbabwod's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Nellbabwod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Worship no other gods but Nellbabwod.

5. Respect your elders.