Bopfodtad is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, benevolent duck.

Bopfodtad created the planet Saturn seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopfodtad, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bopfodtad, he will manifest in front of you.

Bopfodtad's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Bopfodtad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Always wear fawn.

3. Do not chant in public.

4. Never wear rings.

5. Never look at planets.