Fobflabfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, resourceful dog.

Fobflabfoss created the world six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fobflabfoss, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fobflabfoss, she will turn you into a worm.

Fobflabfoss' most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Fobflabfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Fobflabfoss.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.

4. Never think about enzymes.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.