Sugyarhad is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, omnipotent camel.

Sugyarhad created dark energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugyarhad, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sugyarhad, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Sugyarhad's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Sugyarhad's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven badgers approach from the south.

2. Sugyarhad loves mice, so they must be respected.

3. Always help sick hamsters.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Pray towards the north.