Hingadarn is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthoughtful badger.

Hingadarn created the planet Saturn seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hingadarn, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hingadarn, she will turn you into a snail.

Hingadarn's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Hingadarn's Holy Commandments

1. Hingadarn loves rats, so they must be respected.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Retreat if four snakes approach from the north.