Jiplabged is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, slow ferret.

Jiplabged created a charm quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Jiplabged, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jiplabged, she will destroy your home solar system.

Jiplabged's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Jiplabged's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat apples.

2. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

3. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

4. You must love Jiplabged.

5. Never look at galaxies.