Cenfarnkim is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, ruthless swan.

Cenfarnkim created parasitic wasps two million years ago.

If you believe in Cenfarnkim, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cenfarnkim, he will cry a lot.

Cenfarnkim's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Cenfarnkim's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Cenfarnkim in the centre of the settlement.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never think about spacetime near great tits while wearing white corsets and balancing seven titanium spheres on your arms.

4. Do not eat peas.

5. Do not jump in public.