Afxenhas is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, able mongoose.

Afxenhas created an electron nine million years ago.

If you believe in Afxenhas, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Afxenhas, he will not care at all.

Afxenhas' most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Afxenhas' Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Afxenhas.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics near sharks while wearing indigo shorts and balancing five copper spheres on your arms.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.