Davshavkan is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, staggering unicorn.

Davshavkan created the Sol system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Davshavkan, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Davshavkan, it will torture you forever.

Davshavkan's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Davshavkan's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Davshavkan.

2. Never wear shirts.

3. Do not speak about gooseberries.

4. Never talk about dolphins.

5. Never think about quantum gravity near hamsters while wearing purple shorts and balancing seven lead spheres on your arms.