Febhigfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, benevolent clam.

Febhigfarn created a top quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Febhigfarn, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Febhigfarn, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Febhigfarn's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Febhigfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

2. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

3. Always help horses.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never write about ribonucleic acid.