Stigtabjondavcap is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, witty yak.

Stigtabjondavcap created the planet Venus four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigtabjondavcap, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Stigtabjondavcap, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Stigtabjondavcap's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Stigtabjondavcap's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six sheep approach from the north.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

3. Hide from violet eagles for they are unholy.

4. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never eat green fruit.