Komjenvon is a god.

He takes the form of a small, dishonourable centipede.

Komjenvon created the Andromeda Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Komjenvon, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Komjenvon, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Komjenvon's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Komjenvon's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never write about dark energy.

3. You must never eat bread.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.