Fossnarxem is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, irritating deer.

Fossnarxem created the Virgo Supercluster six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fossnarxem, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fossnarxem, it will turn you into a frog.

Fossnarxem's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Fossnarxem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never feed beans to monkeys while wearing indigo hats.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not eat melons.

5. Never hurt badgers.