Tiknurvog is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, amazing crocodile.

Tiknurvog created an electron nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tiknurvog, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tiknurvog, he will make you grow a tail.

Tiknurvog's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Tiknurvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about aubergines.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. You must love Tiknurvog.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.