Neglabwod is a god.
It takes the form of a small, impressive
zebra.
Neglabwod created viruses six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Neglabwod, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Neglabwod, it will have a low opinion of you.
Neglabwod's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.
Neglabwod's Holy Commandments1. Never think about quantum mechanics near frogs while wearing brown rings and balancing seven carbon spheres on your face.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
3. Never write about amino acids.
4. Do not take Neglabwod's name in vain.
5. Do not keep eight nematodes in a large pit.