Neglabwod is a god.

It takes the form of a small, impressive zebra.

Neglabwod created viruses six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Neglabwod, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Neglabwod, it will have a low opinion of you.

Neglabwod's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Neglabwod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics near frogs while wearing brown rings and balancing seven carbon spheres on your face.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Do not take Neglabwod's name in vain.

5. Do not keep eight nematodes in a large pit.