Bassmegdoss is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, two-faced jellyfish.

Bassmegdoss created time and space seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bassmegdoss, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bassmegdoss, it will turn you into a slug.

Bassmegdoss' most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Bassmegdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always wear blue.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Bassmegdoss in the centre of the settlement.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.