Litomt is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, all-knowing fairy.

Litomt created a photon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Litomt, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Litomt, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Litomt's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Litomt's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat whales with great respect.

2. Do not take Litomt's name in vain.

3. Never think ill of sick cats.

4. You must love Litomt.

5. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.