Latpomwodsasxinfut Cardudhas is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, kind dragon.

Latpomwodsasxinfut Cardudhas created the solar system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Latpomwodsasxinfut Cardudhas, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Latpomwodsasxinfut Cardudhas, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Latpomwodsasxinfut Cardudhas' most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Latpomwodsasxinfut Cardudhas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not kill rats.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Hide from yellow goats for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism.