Fomjoprut is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, impressive wolf.

Fomjoprut created tapeworms two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fomjoprut, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fomjoprut, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Fomjoprut's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Fomjoprut's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Fomjoprut on top of all buildings.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Erect five carbon sculptures of Fomjoprut on top of important buildings.

4. Fomjoprut must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Pray towards the west.