Tikflowhin is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, merciless weasel.

Tikflowhin created water nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tikflowhin, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tikflowhin, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Tikflowhin's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Tikflowhin's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat cats with great respect.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never wear tights.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tikflowhin.