Pidpodhotpigmeg Sigdim is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, smart warg.

Pidpodhotpigmeg Sigdim created the planet Mars eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidpodhotpigmeg Sigdim, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pidpodhotpigmeg Sigdim, she will destroy your home solar system.

Pidpodhotpigmeg Sigdim's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Pidpodhotpigmeg Sigdim's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not hurt bats.