Gutgatrill Sad is a god.

It takes the form of a small, compassionate eagle.

Gutgatrill Sad created Mount Everest five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gutgatrill Sad, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gutgatrill Sad, it will not care at all.

Gutgatrill Sad's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Gutgatrill Sad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine lead sculptures of Gutgatrill Sad on top of important buildings.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

3. Never feed parsnips to grasshopers while wearing trousers.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Run away if five bats approach from the east.