Mangutfobhamfad is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, unfair wolf.

Mangutfobhamfad created the Sunflower Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Mangutfobhamfad, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mangutfobhamfad, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Mangutfobhamfad's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Mangutfobhamfad's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Mangutfobhamfad eight times a day.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Do not wear brown clothing.

5. Hide if four whales approach from the south.