Habvagdog is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, merciful otter.

Habvagdog created an up quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Habvagdog, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Habvagdog, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Habvagdog's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Habvagdog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always pray immersed in water.