Pibhigyar is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, clever octopus.

Pibhigyar created a bottom quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Pibhigyar, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pibhigyar, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pibhigyar's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Pibhigyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Pibhigyar in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not cook food in pots.