Laglinmit is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, quiet coyote.

Laglinmit created the planet Earth seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Laglinmit, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Laglinmit, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Laglinmit's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Laglinmit's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Laglinmit three times a day.

2. Put Laglinmit first in all things.

3. Retreat if four seals approach from the west.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not commit murder.