Sug is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, amazing mongoose.

Sug created the Milkyway five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sug, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sug, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Sug's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Sug's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight frogs approach from the east.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory near birds while wearing pink coats.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

5. Never pour water over plants.