Rullmadfoss is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, temperamental narwhal.

Rullmadfoss created a strange quark two years ago.

If you believe in Rullmadfoss, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rullmadfoss, he will remove you from existence.

Rullmadfoss' most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Rullmadfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of eagles.

2. Never talk about bacteria.

3. Do not wear titanium on your body.

4. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always wear pink.