Flisjopspag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, idiotic gorilla.

Flisjopspag created an atom two million years ago.

If you believe in Flisjopspag, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Flisjopspag, he will make you grow a tail.

Flisjopspag's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Flisjopspag's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat limes.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never feed lots of lemons to voles while wearing pink jumpers.

5. Flisjopspag loves tapirs, so they must be respected.