Funlegvag is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, charitable scorpion.

Funlegvag created the planet Earth eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Funlegvag, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Funlegvag, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Funlegvag's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Funlegvag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Erect three nickel sculptures of Funlegvag on top of important buildings.

3. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Funlegvag.