Vidshavnartlan is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ruthless whale.

Vidshavnartlan created the Black Eye Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidshavnartlan, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vidshavnartlan, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Vidshavnartlan's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Vidshavnartlan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Vidshavnartlan's name in vain.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vidshavnartlan.

3. Never go into green rooms.

4. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Vidshavnartlan in the centre of the settlement.

5. Retreat if eight rats approach from the north.