Talnutmatsidgessfobcim is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, intelligent cobra.

Talnutmatsidgessfobcim created the Sun four million years ago.

If you believe in Talnutmatsidgessfobcim, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Talnutmatsidgessfobcim, it will refuse to believe in you.

Talnutmatsidgessfobcim's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Talnutmatsidgessfobcim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not eat cherries.

4. You must never eat gooseberries.

5. Do not keep seven ducks in a large pit.