Gadbellfag is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, prudent hedgehog.

Gadbellfag created the universe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadbellfag, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gadbellfag, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Gadbellfag's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Gadbellfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about photosynthesis.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near nematodes while wearing white shoes.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in red.