Tikcippon is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, ill-tempered dragonfly.

Tikcippon created the Milkyway six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tikcippon, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tikcippon, he will be very sad.

Tikcippon's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Tikcippon's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet fawn.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not keep four squirrels in a large pit.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Always help sick pigs.