Capmobhim is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unthinking narwhal.

Capmobhim created energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Capmobhim, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Capmobhim, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Capmobhim's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Capmobhim's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Capmobhim.

5. Never wear green dresses.