Ruttsabditgom is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, selfish snake.

Ruttsabditgom created the Whirlpool Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttsabditgom, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ruttsabditgom, she will torture you forever.

Ruttsabditgom's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Ruttsabditgom's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Never think ill of sick ducks.

5. Never think about quantum gravity.