Listlidgab is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, benevolent snail.

Listlidgab created the planet Earth four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Listlidgab, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Listlidgab, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Listlidgab's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Listlidgab's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of coconuts to otters while wearing brown trousers.

2. Never go into red rooms.

3. Never think about electromagnetism near dogs while wearing turquoise shirts and balancing nine iron spheres on your face.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never eat bark.