Donloopgep is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, flying grasshopper.

Donloopgep created life three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Donloopgep, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Donloopgep, it will turn you into a sheep.

Donloopgep's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Donloopgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair magenta.

2. Always look after injured hamsters.

3. Never eat spinach.

4. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.