Dinbestbotbudcen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, staggering dragon.

Dinbestbotbudcen created Africa five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dinbestbotbudcen, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dinbestbotbudcen, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Dinbestbotbudcen's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Dinbestbotbudcen's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Dinbestbotbudcen must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

4. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

5. Never feed lots of corn to monkeys while wearing red skirts.