Himsakmig is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, competent rat.

Himsakmig created the solar system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himsakmig, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Himsakmig, it will turn you into a dog.

Himsakmig's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Himsakmig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Do not take Himsakmig's name in vain.

5. Never think about archaea.