Apprilldancar is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unjust meerkat.

Apprilldancar created the planet Earth six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Apprilldancar, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Apprilldancar, she will turn you into a sheep.

Apprilldancar's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Apprilldancar's Holy Commandments

1. Put Apprilldancar first in all things.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never talk about whales.